I love these shoes, seriously love them. And if you were to see me out in them and say "Cute shoes" or "Oh I love your shoes!" I would immediately start to explain to you that "I like them too and I like them because I think if a mermaid was to change into human form these would be on her feet. Not like in Ariel where she washes up shoeless on a beach. Mermaids have it more together than that." And at that point in the conversation you would be like I wish I had kept my cute shoes comment to myself because she is really strange.